Josh's definitions

Canadian Handjob

Recieving a reach a round during a hand job and recieving two fingers into the anus while wearing a denim jacket in the small spoon position.

"Andrew got a Canadian Handjob from that one chick he met at the bar, he said he really liked it.

by Josh June 20, 2006

turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

by josh March 26, 2004

Orchard Hill

Residential area of the UMASS Amherst campus. Many Commonwealth College Learning Communies are here. It is sterotypically a quiet area. Also known as "O-Hill"

I live in Orchard Hill.

by Josh December 14, 2008

chico slap

It is a derivation of the slap artform in which you slap someone by grabbing them from the back of their neck and bringing them into your backhand.

"Oh, you talking shit!!! *CHICO SLAP*
Sit down bitch, who's your daddy."

by Josh April 21, 2004

Sluff

To skip school or any school-related activity, like school assembly.

I'm going to sluff 8th period.

by Josh December 25, 2004

software engineering

The profession of creating software

Mike wanted to get into software engineering, but is still in High School.

by Josh January 30, 2004

mexor

homosexual prostitute or
baglady

lady on street trying to make a living no matter what.

by Josh August 23, 2003