Definitions by Josh

Bearded Clam Chowder 

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina

I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder

Bearded Clam Chowder by Josh May 6, 2004

fear factory 

A Band, One of the Best Bands!

Fear Factory is an Awesome Band!

fear factory by Josh May 5, 2004

one eyed flounder 

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.

Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night

one eyed flounder by Josh May 4, 2004

premature ejaculation 

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

premature ejaculation by Josh May 3, 2004

On Fire 

Unstopable or the shit!

that new lloyd banks shit is on fire

On Fire by Josh April 30, 2004

chocolate soldier

When, after having anal sex with your woman, you offer it to her, to eat.

Last night I gave my woman my chocolate soldier.

chocolate soldier by Josh April 30, 2004

grr 

a word often used by aggravated/vertically challenged people, most commonly in response to their attractive friend being annoying

C.J : Grrr...Josh !!!!

grr by Josh April 28, 2004