wackymacs

a computer programmer, usually playing computer games 49hours a week and working the rest of the time on creative and innovative Mac OS X software.

a computer programmer, usually playing computer games 49hours a week and working the rest of the time on creative and innovative Mac OS X software

by josh July 08, 2004

Kangaroo Punch

my friend's cat fights with a stuffed bear. First he's all lovey with it, then while he's making with the sweet, sweet love (huggin with top paws and licking with tongue), he pulls up his two feet and begins pummelling the stuffed bear with his two lower paws (a la Kangaroo from Bugs Bunny & tweety show). It's the funniest shit ever.

I was making sweet, sweet love to my friend's mom, then I put my two feet between us and kangaroo punched her in the gut, like a sucker.

by Josh December 13, 2004

bane

A crucial hardcore band. Their ablums include: Holding This Moment, It All Come Down To This, and Give Blood. A new album will probably hit the music world in 2005.

"Dude, did you go to posi-fest?"
"Nah bro, was it sweet?"
"Fuck yeah man, Comeback Kid, Bane and Champion were there!"

by Josh December 11, 2004

This one's for Kam!

1) A phrase uttered for a friend who is absent from the current activity, used in place of "I wish Kam was here", a dedication of the current activity to the absent friend
2) A phrase uttered immediately before climax, usually followed donkey punching one's sexual partner, or performing some other diviant sexually activity

Boyfriend: "I'm almost there baby. Oh yeah, right there, just a little......THIS ONE'S FOR KAM!"
*SMACK*
Then the boyfriend must hold on for dear life.

by Josh May 07, 2003

deezy

absolutely the gayest possible person in the history of the human race

that richard simmons is such a deezy!

by josh February 09, 2004

Kait

The most wonderful person in the world. A living angel.

I will love Kait forever, she is my angel.

by Josh June 10, 2006

soccer

By far and unfortunately, the most popular sport in the world. These players get taken off in stretchers over a rolled ankle, they whine and complain and cry over the tiniest injuries. EVERYtime they fall, you can be sure they won't get up after a few minutes. Sure, it's straight running for 45 minutes for two halves. Who gives a shit? Cross Country you run A LOT more, but does that make Cross Country more of a sport than Soccer? Probably not. Then there's this moving backwards and passing backwards which means VERY LITTLE scoring which makes it impossible to watch. Yeah, only a true soccer fan can detect the eye-popping moves, not the case for the casual sports fan. Sure it takes a lot of skill, and I mean A LOT of skill to play soccer, but it's not very noticable and not very entertaining... at all. Oh, and no sport should EVER be a sport if it ends in a fucking TIE. Ties do not show what team is better and it's never worth watching 3 seconds of the match if you know it's going to end in a tie. Meanwhile, you got one handed touchdowns, slam dunks, and home runs. Then you got TOUGH athletes like Donovan McNabb playing on one leg, Brett Favre throwing TDs with 2 working fingers, and Richard Hamilton scoring 25 points with a broken face. Then there's Michael Jordan's last second shots and John Elway's last minute drives. There's not much you can expect in the last minute of soccer games. And yes, American Football players do wear pads. You say soccer doesn't need pads because that makes them tougher? Think again. Football is SO FUCKING TOUGH that you NEED to have pads. And even with pads, it still makes football a much tougher sport. You can't even compare soccer to football, so stop trying. Look, I'll admit soccer requires the most skill and the most eye coordination and is very exhausting. But that in any way or form of meaning DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER OR MORE ENTERTAINING THAN OTHER SPORTS. The more you say or think about it, the more you are a disgrace to the wide wide wide world of sports.

Soccer is so boring, I'd much rather watch paint dry.

by Josh June 19, 2006