shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

by josh January 21, 2004

kunk

An object possessing thick and mushy physical characteristics.

The peice of shit on his shoe was kunky.

by Josh December 03, 2004

I pwned JOO

for when you pwned n00bs, be it at the spongebob movie or on msn

n00b, you suck, PWNED

by Josh March 01, 2005

c-tag

a bout it ass hoe, good at suckin dick

man that girl the other night was a c-tag she sucked us ALL up

by josh August 13, 2004

buggerd

someone who has a weird flaw in there personality or speech,

that chick is buggerd

by Josh December 06, 2004

larnish

when your penis sucks inside your body and brings an item with it.

your penis sucks in and so does a trumpet

by josh September 22, 2004

turtle

What happens to a guy when it is cold out side. also known as tutling

It was cold and ure penis was small, it turtled

by Josh February 17, 2005