Josh's definitions

agility

its somin thats fuckin fast!

damn! that bitch has some agility!

by Josh June 3, 2004

user name

Something you post to Urban Dictionary to piss me off.

This practice makes absolutely no sense as these are almost never actual words. Annoying to everyone but the poster, these are the reason Urban Dictionary is becoming less useful by the day.

Jesus Christ, there are far too many here to mention.

All of you assholes should find a new hobby.

by josh February 19, 2003

chode

when you can touch all sides of a tuna can except the bottom....it is also a short fat penis,or a penis that is wider than it is long

my friend mike has chode lmao

by Josh January 9, 2004

jew speed

the lightning fast speed of a jew(that i have)

"dude, you can't beat me, I have jew speed on my side."

by Josh November 23, 2004

Jolt

Caffeinated cola beverage made for the sole purpose of providing you the caffeine you need. 1 592 ml (20 fl. ounces) bottle is about a coffee and a half worth of caffeine.

"Dude, I need to get some jolt for this lan party tonight."

by Josh January 17, 2003

Clay aiken

The biggest fag in the universe

The only thing AIKEN is clays ass

Look theres Clay aiken..the fag from american idol.

by josh January 13, 2006

jb

JB: An extremely fast burst of speed relating to the quickness of Jonathan Berger.

The runners used a jb to try to win the race.l

by Josh December 31, 2004