Definitions by Joseph Porkinsins

Goonwashed

“Goonwashed” which is similar to “Brainwashed” means someone has been overcome by the need to goon.

You’re not who you used to be. You’ve been Goonwashed! All you think about is gooning. How am I supposed to relate to you anymore? You don’t even want to play our favorite games anymore!!!

Goonwashed by Joseph Porkinsins July 15, 2026

Callignial 

Callignial (Cah-lig-nee-ull) means to be very good at making words by putting together gibberish and other phrases that may come from diverse languages.

Timmy is very Callignial, he made me laugh today after making the funniest word.

Callignial by Joseph Porkinsins September 9, 2025

Power Bestie 

Power Bestie is like someone who is a professional best friend or just someone who you could go 30 years without talking to and somehow still be great friends.

“Whats up Power Bestie!!” “You’re my Power Bestie!”

Power Bestie by Joseph Porkinsins June 19, 2025

Mongolian Shit Funnel 

A disgusting act of freezing a funnel to someone’s lips and then shitting into it.

feeling freaky babe? Lets do that Mongolian Shit Funnel I have been hearing about.

Mongolian Shit Funnel by Joseph Porkinsins June 17, 2025

Fololy 

Fololy is a word that describes someone who enjoys tying different flowers or weeds together. Pronounced (Fo-low-lee)

She is very Fololy, you should ask her for that sunflower crown you have been wanting.

Fololy by Joseph Porkinsins March 1, 2025

Frotant 

Frotant is a way to describe someone who is quite fluent and professional in the way of fruits and ways to use fruits. This also works for fruity scents.

“Mr. Fruit is very Frotant, you should ask him about the apple pie” “This candle has quite the Frotant scent!”

Frotant by Joseph Porkinsins March 1, 2025

Micr

A slur against microsoft, and microsoft employees. Pronounced like (Mike-er).

“I hate those stupid Micr’s at Microsoft!” “Get out of the way Micr!”

Micr by Joseph Porkinsins February 28, 2025