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Publeach

Publeach refers to hair lighteners used on the genetila's hair. The use of Publeach is a controversial topic since its most notable use has been in the all-father Minouche and devoted followers of the church swear by Skanky Micky's words that Minouche is white because of all the fibre he got from a special concoction he refers to as "creme de la peni" more commonly known as jizz.
Devout follower Child: Skanky Mickey! Can you tell us why the all-father Minouche is white?
Skanky Micky's: *sweats* I umm well Minouche got his colour from a special concoction...

Devout follower Child: Well what about all the wild Minoumis? They deserve this concoction, don't they?
Skanky Micky's: Well there is not enough of it to go around sadly!
Angry Opposers: *yelling* HE LIES! THE REASON MINOUCHE IS WHITE IS BECAUSE THEY JUST FOUND SOME RANDOM ASS CAT ON THE STREET AND THREW A BUCKET OF PUBLEACH ON IT TIED HIM ON A CROSS AND CALLED HIM A GOD!
by Josena January 6, 2021
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ISWEEEEEET

ISWEEEEEET is commonly used to refer to a gaping gamer girl/boy pussy on the opposing team commonly moist from incest. The word was first popularized by an unknown internet troll who has also coined the words: Ooga Minoumi Ooga and Onion Butt.
Mickael Ghorayeb: *yells* MARCO ISWEEEEEET!
Marco: I know paolo was extra grumpy and needed my hole to calm himself down.
by Josena January 6, 2021
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Jizzbrulee

Jizzbrulee is a special dessert that is found in college dorm rooms all across the world. It is similar to a creampie but the vagina is usually very dark at the opening (most commonly due to pubic hairs or unbleached skin) which when given enough time for the cum to ooze out makes it seem like a freshly cracked open creme-brulee.
Mickael: Man I was so horny when I saw Minouche that by the time I reached for a condom he already had a jizzbrulee!
Marco: Damn that's hot but aren't you worried that you're not satisfying him.
Mickael: Nah, that hoe my sex slave, if I wanna jizzbrulee them then they'll do it.
by Josena January 6, 2021
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