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Michigan

The state where it can be a 70 degree, beautiful, sunny day on one day, and the very next can be a 45 degree rainy day. Also, it's almost impossible to find a job, due to the state being overrun by fucking idiots(Fuck you Granholm.). Other than that, Michigan is pretty sweet. It has the best sports teams - Tigers, Pistons, Red Wings, and - well, the Lions, yeah, they may suck, but we still love em.

Realistic info:
Largest city is Detroit. Capital is Lansing.

Other notable cities
Flint
Grand Rapids
Battle Creek
Troy
Westland
Wayne
Ypsilanti
Ann Arbor
Auburn Hills

and plenty more.

Day 1: damn, it's nice outside. let's go play some baseball.
Day 2: shit, it's rainy as hell... ain't that a bitch! plus i need to go find a job. Oh well. I'll just chill and watch the tigers kill the white sox, the pistons fuck up the bulls, and the red wings murder any team that comes in their way. Also I will watch the Lions job to any team.
Day 3: 100 degrees... fuck! plus Im goin to Detroit for the tigers game! better bring the spf 3000!

michigan > your state

by Jordan Stevens May 25, 2007

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faux foe

A fake enemy.

Faux(Pronounced FO)
Fake, false.

Foe(also Pronounced FO)
Enemy.

Made to sound like FoFo, which is a .44 Magnum

Jordan's enemy is Ray. Ray talks too much shit about Jordan. Jordan wanted to fight Ray but he backed down like a bitch. Therefore, Ray is a Faux Foe.

Also, if a wigger is an enemy to you, he is automatically a Faux Foe, due to him being a fake black person.

by Jordan Stevens May 24, 2007

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xbox 360

The funnest system ever, but breaks down too much.

I love the xbox 360. Im on my third one in under two years!

by Jordan Stevens May 16, 2007

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mlb

Major League Baseball. It is North America's only professional baseball company. It consists of 30 teams, with two leagues; American League and National League. 14 teams are AL and 16 are NL. The MLB's championship is known as the World Series, where the AL champion plays the NL champion in a best-of-7 series.

Right now, baseball has become very serious in people's lives. For example, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, and you go to see them play their arch-rival, the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the Dodgers home turf, you may wind up hurt. Heres an example:

back then:
(At Dodger Stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey man, the Giants are gonna kill the Dodgers tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Haha, I dont know about that bro! We'll see.

now:
(At Dodger stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey bitch, the Giants are gonna fuck the Dodgers up tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Fuck you bitch, the Dodgers are gonna rape the Giants.
SF Giants fan: What did you say, motherfucker?
LA Dodgers fan: You heard me.

*SF Giants fan and LA Dodgers fan get into fight*

MLB has good teams, but their rules are strict.

by Jordan Stevens May 14, 2007

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WiggerCity

The city of Wayne, Michigan.

MAN! I was just driving through Wayne today, and all of a sudden a car full of wiggers pulls up next to me at the redlight. I swear, Wayne, Michigan is WiggerCity

by Jordan Stevens May 4, 2007