Jordan's definitions

blacktastic

A neat term that only black people should use. Insipered by Mall Monkeys

White d00d: Here I got you an orange soda, cuase you know, you're black.
Black d00d: *holds up soda* Blacktastic

by Jordan April 14, 2003

blackie

A white person who pretends that they are black

Eminem is suck a blackie

by Jordan April 7, 2003

DTFK

Dani Taylor Fat Kid incorp. meaning: a snow ball who runs around like rocky cause she's a "big kid"

1) WOW! she is DEFINITELY a DTFK!
2) did you see that DTFK roll by? i didn't know they got that big!

by Jordan March 25, 2003

Poopshaft

what comes after the butthole

ouch, I just got shagged up the poopshaft!

by Jordan March 24, 2003

Tallywhacker

either a phallus or a silly fool

You are such a Tallywhacker, jimbob.

by Jordan March 24, 2003

pizzlewick

a convenience store

I went to the pizzlewick and bought some cheese and potpurri.

by Jordan March 21, 2003

shoot a juice

Similar to 'shooting a deuce', but instead of pissing you shoot you Man mayo, jizz, spulge, whatever.

D00d I'd like to shoot a juice in her face

by Jordan March 1, 2003