wtfas

abbreviation for "what the fuck and shit." also see wtf.

she had sex with your mom? wtfas!?

by jordan March 07, 2004

deals

(n)Of, or relating to a personal possession. Can sometimes be pronounced "dealies"

"Dude, you touched my deals!"

"Give me back my deals!"

by Jordan January 09, 2005

homestarrunner

The coolest site in the world

by jordan June 19, 2003

Savik

a retartded person who palys quake
a homosexualy person who plays quake
a gaunt fighter
a tight a** MOFO

savik savik savik taco

by Jordan August 11, 2004

dead kennedys

The best fucking punk band ever. JELLO = THE MOST INCREDIBLEY TALENTED PERSON ON EARTH. DK is nothing without him. You SHALL obey them.
I <3 Jello.

Wow. I can't beleive i ever wasted my time listening to crappy bands when i could've just put on some DK...

by Jordan December 17, 2004

no business

When you get violated and shout this, which pretty much means, "Oh no you don't!"

(Lana mauls Jordan with licks and pretty much molests the poor boy)
"NO BUSINESS!"

by Jordan July 23, 2004

Sodalas

An extremely geeky/nerdy individual who has a complexion about as healthy as Casper, rarely goes outside on purpose and tends to be on IRC too much, is also known to game too much for his/her own good.

Man you are turning into a Sodalas, that's just not healthy.

by Jordan August 03, 2003