beanstache

A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.

Benny Mayfield. see also: Bean Mexfield

by Jordan October 26, 2004

dsc

verb - die sucking cock (used as an insult to girls)

Blue was like "DSC BITCH!"

by jordan January 05, 2005

bangers

The very best marijuana.

Yo I just smoked them bangers son.

by Jordan March 10, 2005

sexify

1. To sexually Satisfy a person, place or thing.
2. To sexually Testify to something
3. To Sex somehting up

1. I sexified you all long last night.
2. I sexify to the charges in question
3. I'm gonna sexify my ride.

by Jordan December 07, 2004

Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.

Homer Simpson: "Ahh! Garbage water!"

by Jordan June 18, 2006

Grandmas pie

The saggyest most disgusting vetran vagina that has seen the cum of a thousand days

Every day after school grandmas would be serving grandmas pie to the neighbors

by Jordan December 12, 2003

gipped

completed, finished, or eliminated.

I can't believe I got gipped so early in the game

by Jordan October 15, 2003