JorDAN's definitions

Foogle Mungler

1.)To become a homosexual Pedophile after violently gang banging a DILF.
2.) One who gives up his sexual profile to become a Homosexual Pedophile
3.)Liking New Found Glory making you a Homosexual Pedophile

1.) Dude 1"Sorry dude I can't go rapewith someones Dad tonight"
Dude2 "Why not?"
Dude1 "I'm a Homosexual Pedophile now"
2.) I'm sick of dead people, I think I'll go molest little children of the same sex at the park
3.)New Found Glory rocks! To bad I like little boys instead of ditzy blonde dads.

by Jordan February 4, 2003

lowbagging

when a guy crams his nuts into someone elses ass. like teabagging, only in the ass.

derived from lowbag

"so i heard he was lowbagging some dude and the guy shat all over his nuts."

by jordan March 22, 2005

Booger

A poorly rolled blunt.

She tried to roll the blunt in the car but due to bumps it turned out to be a booger.

by Jordan November 24, 2003

wut wut

An affirmative statement that has nothing to do with "what" or any of its variants, nor does it pose a question.

P-dawg: "The Roots are the best band ever."
J-Unit: "Wut wut."

by Jordan February 29, 2004

software engineering

The process of creating and developing a piece of software for distribution.

The company's software engineering team developed a program to share files.

by jordan October 8, 2003

bust a moby

To dance...get your groove on

Heather...I so cannot wait for prom so I can bust a moby on the dance floor.

by Jordan May 8, 2003

deals

(n)Of, or relating to a personal possession. Can sometimes be pronounced "dealies"

"Dude, you touched my deals!"

"Give me back my deals!"

by Jordan January 9, 2005