JorDAN's definitions

sinjamin

1-Any person who is of less than desireable social value, or displays characteristics generally posessed by the aforementioned variety of people.
2-(exclamation) a saying that expresses distaste for an object or event.

1- "did you meet katie's new boyfriend?"
"yeah, that chris vokes kid? what a sinjamin"

2- "yo dude, i cant make the Bills game, I have to take my girlfrend out"
"SINJAMIN!!!"

by Jordan April 12, 2004

Timsmom

A bitch ass hoe who likes to suck on my big fat nuts

Whores
Slutts
Bitches
Douchers

by Jordan February 25, 2003

It stank up in this bitch.

There is a very bad smell in the building/structure you're currently in.

Jessica: What is that smell?
Jordan: Yeah! It stank up in this bitch.

by Jordan June 18, 2006

schpeech

Male excrement that ejects itself at high velocities towards its female (sometimes male, sometimes beast) target

Your schpeech is somewhat creamier tonight honey.

by Jordan June 13, 2003

ontario

Actually, in Canada you can drive at 16 and drink at 19! Ontario is Canada's largest province by population, 12 million+. I also is home to the nation's largest city, Toronto, with a population of roughly 3 million. Toronto is also home to the world's tallest structure, the CN Tower at about 1 800 feet.

Ontario place, I'm goin' again!

by Jordan January 21, 2004

bobby dazzler

A fart that is raspy and tickles the anus when released.

"My dear, that was a bobby dazzler of a fart."
OR
"Wow, that was a wet bobby dazzler!"

by Jordan January 4, 2004

azorn

Another word for "Awesome

That bike is so Azorn!

by Jordan January 28, 2005