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Masturbationist

One who masturbates to a professional degree and does so to a professional calibur.
That guy is so good at jerkin' his wang, he's a masturbationist.
by Jonathan Merkel November 24, 2004
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Bitch Ass Slut

Biggest Douche known to man.
When someone wins a hand of poker on the river, you say, "You are a hell of a bitch ass slut!"
by Jonathan Merkel November 24, 2004
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Pant Crapping

1. When one flips out to an uncontrollable degree and lets off a dump in their pants.
Napoleon Bonaparte was so excited to have won so many battles that he had a pant crapping.
by Jonathan Merkel March 28, 2005
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