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Definitions by Jonathan Merkel

Pant Crapping 

1. When one flips out to an uncontrollable degree and lets off a dump in their pants.
Napoleon Bonaparte was so excited to have won so many battles that he had a pant crapping.

Bitch Ass Slut

When someone wins a hand of poker on the river, you say, "You are a hell of a bitch ass slut!"
Bitch Ass Slut by Jonathan Merkel November 24, 2004

Masturbationist 

One who masturbates to a professional degree and does so to a professional calibur.
That guy is so good at jerkin' his wang, he's a masturbationist.
Masturbationist by Jonathan Merkel November 24, 2004