Definitions by Jonathan Harford

gyllenhaal sandwich 

To have a menage a trois with the Gyllenhaal siblings.

Her sexual fantasies always included a Gyllenhaal sandwich.

gyllenhaal sandwich by Jonathan Harford May 24, 2004

slobberknocking

Drinking beer and playing pool. Usually performed in the afternoon.

Great brunch! Who's up for some slobberknocking?

slobberknocking by Jonathan Harford January 29, 2004

hitting the 57 

To menstruate. (Derivation: One hits the tiny '57' on the side of a stubborn bottle of Heinz ketchup to encourage it to pour.)

I mysteriously crave french fries when I'm hitting the 57.

hitting the 57 by Jonathan Harford December 14, 2003