Jonathan Harford's definitions

hitting the 57

To menstruate. (Derivation: One hits the tiny '57' on the side of a stubborn bottle of Heinz ketchup to encourage it to pour.)

I mysteriously crave french fries when I'm hitting the 57.

by Jonathan Harford December 14, 2003

slobberknocking

Drinking beer and playing pool. Usually performed in the afternoon.

Great brunch! Who's up for some slobberknocking?

by Jonathan Harford January 29, 2004

gyllenhaal sandwich

To have a menage a trois with the Gyllenhaal siblings.

Her sexual fantasies always included a Gyllenhaal sandwich.

by Jonathan Harford May 24, 2004