Jonathan Footpenis 's definitions

Pink Tamale

A pink tamale is when you leave a great big meaty chud in a woman's vagina.

As Cindy had cock blocked Gerald on numerous occasions, he thought it would be
only fair to give her a pink tamale after she had passed out at the party.

by Jonathan Footpenis April 25, 2009

Banjo moment

Any moment of time that would be slightly better with banjo music.

Linda: "Seriously Bob, in bed?"
Bob: "So...not a banjo moment? "

by Jonathan Footpenis January 9, 2017

Turd basket

The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.

That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.

by Jonathan Footpenis May 29, 2017