Definitions by Jon Rowe

Scroat

A half-mast tracksuit donning stunted growth male. AKA human flotsam.

Often, though not exclusively, Northern.

Also distinguishable by its 'ming-in' wail and silk cut snout.

Off my bally land ye bugger gripped scroat of hell!

Release the winged badgers!

Scroat by Jon Rowe November 20, 2003

monkeycunt 

Subterranean music agent / serial killer look-a-like

No, you make the tea you silly fack'in monkeycunt nonce case

monkeycunt by Jon Rowe November 20, 2003