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Scroat

A half-mast tracksuit donning stunted growth male. AKA human flotsam.

Often, though not exclusively, Northern.

Also distinguishable by its 'ming-in' wail and silk cut snout.
Off my bally land ye bugger gripped scroat of hell!

Release the winged badgers!
by Jon Rowe November 20, 2003
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monkeycunt

No, you make the tea you silly fack'in monkeycunt nonce case
by Jon Rowe November 20, 2003
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