Jon Himself's definitions

flexall cock

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.

I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

gaybee

Something of homosexual tendencies, or a hetero person known to display some homosexual tendencies

You gaybee, stop staring at my dads ball cleavage

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

toe crackers

the nasty ass residue that is found inside your socks after many-many days without bathing, or changing your socks

Dude, I'm rolling a joint here, watch the toe crackers!!!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

legal tender

The definition of when a Broad is of "legal age of consent" this does vary from state to state

Hey Longbaugh, are these chicks Legal Tender? If not, we'll have to drive em to Indiana, hoooo!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

toe daggers

Unclipped toenails, that could be considers terrorism at airports

Man, I was sleeping with Mark's mom last night, ans a toe dagger totally sliced her ba donka donk.

by Jon Himself July 1, 2003

boobins

Mammary glands that are quite satisfactory

I was out with this bizzniotch, and I bought her some Mcdonalds, while in my car, we went at it, and I was all over the Boobins and Poontown, before I even kissed her. *respect*

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

ace of spadez

Having something very important in your back pocket, or at your disposal

Yeah, keep talking shit, I got the ace of spadez, im getting ready to throw down

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003