Jon Ace's definitions

DIHV

An acronym that stands for "Defecate In Her Vagina". (See: Alabama Hotpocket)

Guy 1: I need something to do to spice up my sex life with my girl...

Guy 2: DIHV!

by Jon Ace March 25, 2007

Lazy Girl

A sex position in which:

The man kneels up and leans back, taking his weight on his hands behind him. His partner lies back, with her head on a cushion. She bends her knees on both side of his hips and pulls herself forward so he can enter her, which will angle her vagina for optimal penetration. She has her hands free to caress her breasts and clitoris during sex.

My girl and I wanted to try something like missionary, but different, so we tried Lazy Girl.

by Jon Ace November 11, 2006

Inverted Missionary

A variation to the sex position, missionary.

The giver is on the bottom, the receiver is on top.

Inverted missionary is a good position for a girl's first time on top.

by Jon Ace September 23, 2006

Ridin' dirty

The act of having gay sex with some dude nicknamed "Dirty".

I KNEW it. I KNEW Odworth was ridin' dirty!

by Jon Ace September 30, 2006

Raptorized

To fuck and/or ravish someone.

"Dude she wanted you, you should have raptorized her."

by Jon Ace January 27, 2010

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An emotion showing a dazzed, confused, or retarded state.

Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity.

( + alt+0183 + underscore + space + alt+0183 + )

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by Jon Ace October 22, 2006