Inverted Missionary

A variation to the sex position, missionary.

The giver is on the bottom, the receiver is on top.

Inverted missionary is a good position for a girl's first time on top.

by Jon Ace September 23, 2006

DIHV

An acronym that stands for "Defecate In Her Vagina". (See: Alabama Hotpocket)

Guy 1: I need something to do to spice up my sex life with my girl...

Guy 2: DIHV!

by Jon Ace March 21, 2007

( | )

An emoticon for a pussy or a very small ass.

Person A: I like to lick ( | ).

Person B: You like to lick ass?

Person A: No, pussy. You're close though.

by Jon Ace December 31, 2006

busting clams

To have sex with one or more virgin girls.

I was bored, so I went out busting clams.

by Jon Ace September 30, 2007

Ridin' dirty

The act of having gay sex with some dude nicknamed "Dirty".

I KNEW it. I KNEW Odworth was ridin' dirty!

by Jon Ace September 30, 2006

Prom King

The male version of the Prom Queen. Usually a Guido or jock with the occasional "nice guy".

My chances for being voted as Prom King are slim to none, but there's hope, right? RIGHT?!

by Jon Ace March 17, 2007