Jon Ace's definitions

Lazy Girl

A sex position in which:

The man kneels up and leans back, taking his weight on his hands behind him. His partner lies back, with her head on a cushion. She bends her knees on both side of his hips and pulls herself forward so he can enter her, which will angle her vagina for optimal penetration. She has her hands free to caress her breasts and clitoris during sex.

My girl and I wanted to try something like missionary, but different, so we tried Lazy Girl.

by Jon Ace November 11, 2006

Potsy

An old and less used term for the game Hopscotch.

Almost nobody uses the term potsy anymore, now it's called hopscotch.

by Jon Ace July 1, 2007

Velvet rope policy

In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.

Pay $5 a month to get turns at a faster rate? No thanks. Fucking velvet rope policy...

by Jon Ace March 30, 2009

Joykill

A person or event that ruins a good time. When something "bursts your bubble".

Synonym for killjoy.

"Sick_Heret1c", you're such a joykill.

The thunderstorm that started up while we were at the beach was a joykill.

by Jon Ace May 25, 2006

Ridin' dirty

The act of having gay sex with some dude nicknamed "Dirty".

I KNEW it. I KNEW Odworth was ridin' dirty!

by Jon Ace September 30, 2006

Raptorized

To fuck and/or ravish someone.

"Dude she wanted you, you should have raptorized her."

by Jon Ace January 27, 2010