Jon Ace's definitions

Lazy Girl

A sex position in which:

The man kneels up and leans back, taking his weight on his hands behind him. His partner lies back, with her head on a cushion. She bends her knees on both side of his hips and pulls herself forward so he can enter her, which will angle her vagina for optimal penetration. She has her hands free to caress her breasts and clitoris during sex.

My girl and I wanted to try something like missionary, but different, so we tried Lazy Girl.

by Jon Ace November 11, 2006

Velvet rope policy

In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.

Pay $5 a month to get turns at a faster rate? No thanks. Fucking velvet rope policy...

by Jon Ace March 30, 2009

Prom King

The male version of the Prom Queen. Usually a Guido or jock with the occasional "nice guy".

My chances for being voted as Prom King are slim to none, but there's hope, right? RIGHT?!

by Jon Ace March 19, 2007

being Lin

Showing abilities that were you were not expected to have.

Based off the previously unexpected and unknown ability of NBA player Jeremy Lin.

Can also be used in the phrase "be Lin".

Person A does the unexpected.

Person B to Person A: "You're being Lin!"

by Jon Ace April 10, 2012

( | )

An emoticon for a pussy or a very small ass.

Person A: I like to lick ( | ).

Person B: You like to lick ass?

Person A: No, pussy. You're close though.

by Jon Ace January 3, 2007

Ridin' dirty

The act of having gay sex with some dude nicknamed "Dirty".

I KNEW it. I KNEW Odworth was ridin' dirty!

by Jon Ace September 30, 2006