poo

v. what dirty sinners do.
n. what comes out of dirty sinners as concentrated sin.

Look at that poo.

by Jon December 27, 2003

freedom fries

A large sculpture on Staten Island that Americans will surely erect to reflect their true hatred of the principles of a free society.

Mommy, what does the "Freedom" in "Freedom Fries" mean?

by jon January 18, 2004

Abbie Hoffman

Radical Yippie activist in the late 1960's. Author of Steal This Book. Pwn3d by Pete Townshend at Woodstock for not getting off the "fucking stage."

AH: I think this is a pile of shit, while John Sinclair rots in prison!

PT: Back off! You're on my fucking stage! <whacks AH with guitar, sending him into the crowd>

by Jon July 02, 2005

flaboyant

A fat bird given to ostentatious or audacious display, when really she should know better.

She's so flaboyant.

by Jon March 10, 2004

Johnny Damon

A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.

"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."

by jon April 08, 2004

wrecked

To ruin someones game or cause someone to lose status in front of their peers

Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!

by Jon February 07, 2003

Yankee Rose

An extremely attractive, American woman. So attractive that you star talking to a guitar.

Woah! She's beautiful! I'm talkin' about a Yankee Rose.

by Jon December 08, 2004