Jon's definitions

klar face

1.) When the ratio of white visible electromagnetic waves to non-visible or non-white electromagnetic waves eminating from the ocular region becomes approximately 2:1.
2.) Googly eyes.

Detective Kane is a total klar face.

by Jon February 22, 2005

moroff

Derivative of the term Moron, a person that is so stupid they aren't even "on", they are "off".

you aren't even a mor-on, you are a mor-off

by Jon December 24, 2003

barrelhead

When a person with an elongated head is zoned out and sits with his mouth open all day.

"If that barrelhead doesn't shut his mouth he's gonna catch some flies."

by Jon December 29, 2003

snap demeo

an exclamation, usually used to express joy or surprise

Snap demeo, the beer they're serving doesn't suck!

by JoN February 19, 2004

weenor

the real way to spell weiner. can be used to describe the penis. or simply a hot dog. or someone who is a whimp.

Suck my weenor. or Let's go buy weenors. You are a weenor.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Sweet Child

Also known as "Sweet Child O' Mine". It is a metaphor used to personify a very beautiful girl.

She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thought of rain, I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain. And her hair reminds of a warm, safe place where as a child that I'd pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by.

Sweet Child O' Mine.

by Jon December 2, 2004

jaguar

Unfortunately, a car that recieves a bad rap due to people who have had no experience with it. I own one, a 1988, very few problems and very VERY comfortable. Drive it and u will see.

Dude, people r just jealous of my jaguar.

by Jon April 12, 2005