Definitions by Jon

douma 

A crap, usu. large. See deuce.

Oh, god I gotta drop a douma!

Look at the size of that douma!

Mooooommmmm!!! Someone left a big douma in the toilet!

douma by Jon March 27, 2004

Zoso 

a great name for a dog.

like in : ruff ruff im zoso j. puppers.

Zoso by jon March 21, 2004

H2 

a large car driven by men with small
penises, or who wish to donate money
indirectly to al-Qaeda.

That guy supports terrorists, but
he couldn't send them a donation. Instead, he bought an H2.

H2 by Jon March 19, 2004

escalade 

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

escalade by Jon March 19, 2004

flaboyant 

A fat bird given to ostentatious or audacious display, when really she should know better.

She's so flaboyant.

flaboyant by Jon March 10, 2004

fogayzee 

Being quite gay

Look at his Fogayzee ass lookin at dat nigga down the street

fogayzee by Jon March 8, 2004

loco 

A hot hip hop clothing line

Yo did you see him wearin those new loco jeans.

loco by Jon March 8, 2004