Definitions by Jon 

Holy fuck-sticks 

Used to express excitment

*looks in drawer to find uncut diamonds and some gold*

HOLY FUCK-STICKS!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11one111

Holy fuck-sticks by Jon December 27, 2004

lmlto 

Laughing My Left Testicle Off. This is used when you are laughing so much that your left testicle is falling off.

jon: lets go on rf and annoy some nerds!
ash: lmlto yeh good idea!!

lmlto by Jon December 23, 2004

lmrto 

Laughing My Right Testicle Off. Symilar to lmlto except that it's your right testicle that your laughing off not your left.

ash: bet you could beat me at pool!
jon: lmrto! yeh rite no chance!!

lmrto by Jon December 23, 2004

Homer Seckshwul 

A prank call name. Use it on a bartender.

You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer

Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?

Customers: *laughs*

BArtender: *gets mad*

Homer Seckshwul by Jon December 22, 2004

Jawz 

The only girl I will ever love, forever.

Jocelyn Mason, my girlfriend.. :)

Jawz by Jon December 21, 2004

shlongmo

A dick loving hippie who is needed to be assasinated up the ass

You need to kill that shlongmo

shlongmo by Jon December 19, 2004

confuddled 

confused an muddled, like when da brookstar smacks coop in da face!!!

coop:i want your sandwiggy
brookstar: shut up (smack in da face)
coop:*shits pants*arrrgggg!

confuddled by jon December 14, 2004