Definitions by Jon
Fuck California
The term that states that some people DON’T like California, and California is NOT what many people think it is.
Fuck California by Jon March 14, 2005
Seattle
A city in Washington State.
What can I say? I live in California, and I hate it. Seattle is my place, and even though it does has it flaws, I still, and always love the Emerald City.
What can I say? I live in California, and I hate it. Seattle is my place, and even though it does has it flaws, I still, and always love the Emerald City.
Mount St. Helens
Ok, This Is The ACTUAL Mount St. Helens, so if your looking for a sexual definition, look again!
Mount St. Helens is an active-erupting volcano in Washington State. It began erupting lava in October of 2004.
Name: Mount St. Helens
Type: Stratovolcano
Age: 40,000 Years Old
Status: Active-Erupting
Mount St. Helens is an active-erupting volcano in Washington State. It began erupting lava in October of 2004.
Name: Mount St. Helens
Type: Stratovolcano
Age: 40,000 Years Old
Status: Active-Erupting
Mount St. Helens by Jon March 14, 2005
Washington State
Agreeing with ":)", Washington IS the best state. I wish I lived there, instead I live in the horrible state (For lack of a better word) California.
Washington State by Jon March 14, 2005
Bush
See:
Money
Moron
Warmonger
A moronic, chimpanzee like creature that bought his way into the White House. He makes a mockery of the English Language. Has several DUI arrests and is known to insult other cultures by asking questions that a child, who doesn’t know any better, would ask. He also has the I.Q. of a garden snail.
Money
Moron
Warmonger
A moronic, chimpanzee like creature that bought his way into the White House. He makes a mockery of the English Language. Has several DUI arrests and is known to insult other cultures by asking questions that a child, who doesn’t know any better, would ask. He also has the I.Q. of a garden snail.
GOP
A group of idiots, bent on taking over the world.
1. Grand Old Party (Yeah right)
2. Geezers Of Power
3. Goodness Opposition Party
4. Group Of Peckers
1. Grand Old Party (Yeah right)
2. Geezers Of Power
3. Goodness Opposition Party
4. Group Of Peckers
Newscaster: "In other news today, the last remaining GOP party members and voters were exterminated today like the bugs and rates they are"
California
Thank you, to all of you that can see through the sham that is California.
California does suck. I live here, so I can say it. The weather is horrible (Contrary to many beliefs). Its either 120 degrees out, below freezing, raining 5 inches a day, or muggy. Where I live, we get 70 inches of rain a year. And they say it rains to much in Seattle? (Ahem, 30 inches a year)
Most of the people here will give you the finger rather than help you, most of them drive like bats of hell, and if you dare look at them, don’t expect anything of a cold stair. We recalled a Governor, citing he was doing a bad job, then replace him with a Nazi who can speak and is making things worst!
We have horrible traffic, smog everywhere, lots of retarded surf bums, money mongering asses, and many people travel here in the summer, and piss and moan on how it wasn’t what they though. Well duh! A state with 34 million people crammed into it can only be disastrous.
And when I say that California sucks, I get glares, and boos, but I don’t give a fuck. Fuck them all, what do they know? If they cant see what a fucked up place we live in, they can let the San Andreas Fault open up and suck them in.
And speaking of earthquakes, we get hit all the time. It is so annoying, 4.8 here, a 5.5 there, then, bam! the big one 9.8, well, as soon as I turn 18, I am not sticking around to see it. I will be safely in Washington State, laughing and celebrating at the sight of California sinking into the pacific.
Fuck California And All It Stands For. And In 4 Years, While The Californians Will Be Getting Lung Cancer From Smog, Killed By Earthquakes, Or Criminals, I Will Be Out Of California, So Fuck You All.
California does suck. I live here, so I can say it. The weather is horrible (Contrary to many beliefs). Its either 120 degrees out, below freezing, raining 5 inches a day, or muggy. Where I live, we get 70 inches of rain a year. And they say it rains to much in Seattle? (Ahem, 30 inches a year)
Most of the people here will give you the finger rather than help you, most of them drive like bats of hell, and if you dare look at them, don’t expect anything of a cold stair. We recalled a Governor, citing he was doing a bad job, then replace him with a Nazi who can speak and is making things worst!
We have horrible traffic, smog everywhere, lots of retarded surf bums, money mongering asses, and many people travel here in the summer, and piss and moan on how it wasn’t what they though. Well duh! A state with 34 million people crammed into it can only be disastrous.
And when I say that California sucks, I get glares, and boos, but I don’t give a fuck. Fuck them all, what do they know? If they cant see what a fucked up place we live in, they can let the San Andreas Fault open up and suck them in.
And speaking of earthquakes, we get hit all the time. It is so annoying, 4.8 here, a 5.5 there, then, bam! the big one 9.8, well, as soon as I turn 18, I am not sticking around to see it. I will be safely in Washington State, laughing and celebrating at the sight of California sinking into the pacific.
Fuck California And All It Stands For. And In 4 Years, While The Californians Will Be Getting Lung Cancer From Smog, Killed By Earthquakes, Or Criminals, I Will Be Out Of California, So Fuck You All.
Fuck California, Fuck Most The People Here, Fuck The Governor, Fuck Los Angeles, Fuck It All, It All Sucks, And If YOU Cant See It, Or Disagree With Me, Fuck You Too, Cause You Are A Fucking Moron.
Fuck It All, Fuck It All, Fuck It All.
Fuck It All, Fuck It All, Fuck It All.
California by Jon March 14, 2005