A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.
"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
Used in replacement, and carries the same meaning as the commonly spoken phrase "Jesus Christ on a Cross". This is in reference to the guy who played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ".
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
when a man's boobs are sweating so very profusely that a sweat ring forms around the outline of his tits on his shirt, and the sweat ring covers more than 50% of the circumference of his breast, his is said to have "Bitchtits". Scientists estimate that the sweat of a man with Bitchtits contains about 30% undigested mayonnaise.
by Jolly judd January 29, 2009
An insult directed at jerks and assholes. It is similar in definition and used in the same context as motherfucker, with the only key difference being that when calling one a Fetusfucker, you are implying that they fuck fetuses, rather than someone's mother.
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009