Johnston McKenzie's definitions

Glarp

A suspected unhealthy meal. Use glarp to describe food of low quality ingredients.

Going to the grocery store for some glarp, i'm on a budget.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Shid

A censored obscenity intending to evade ill side effects of an uncensored version.

Clean up your language with shids.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Donkulate

(Verb) To incite a feeling of ostracism and forlorn.

I've been donkulated ever since quarantine.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Spaze

When referring to space as a volume requirement, while deep down actually meaning the homonym (outer) space, or voluminous space in all aspects.

During the president's speech on pandemic social distancing, spaze was mentioned more than once.

by Johnston McKenzie May 3, 2023

Teef

Teeth of questionable status.

I bit into it and my teef hurt.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Dongles

Fast food or junk food.

Dongles for lunch has become routine.

by Johnston McKenzie May 3, 2023

Dove

A lover in a dream

When you can't get out of bed because you're visited by a dove.

by Johnston McKenzie May 6, 2023