Johnston McKenzie's definitions

Teef

Teeth of questionable status.

I bit into it and my teef hurt.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Shwindy

When it is windy. The presence of high winds.

Shwindy.

When shwindy, balloons are at risk.

by Johnston McKenzie May 2, 2023

Shnews

(Noun) News that's not new.

Weekend news was a schnews.

After dinner i'll check the news even though it's probably a shnews.

by Johnston McKenzie May 2, 2023

Chichi

(Verb) To show vain endearments as intending to boast one's self-esteem; to simper endearments.
(Noun) Vain endearments; simpered endearments.

Susan was all chichi at the comic convention.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Dragundese

The infamous Dragon Dees Nuts.

The final quest in the heart of Dragundese.

by Johnston McKenzie May 2, 2023

Shrainin

The occurrence of precipitation.

I wouldn't go outside it's shrainin.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Spaze

When referring to space as a volume requirement, while deep down actually meaning the homonym (outer) space, or voluminous space in all aspects.

During the president's speech on pandemic social distancing, spaze was mentioned more than once.

by Johnston McKenzie May 3, 2023