Johnson ODahnger's definitions

grodin

A male who lives with his parents into late adulthood. Rarely does the grodin venture outside, but spends most of his time on the internet in chat rooms pretending to be a little girl hoping to solicit sexual predators in hopes of getting laid. His frustrations are often taken out on others in meaningless rants. He is a closet pervert that is known to view obscure porn in high quanities with his sexual preference being unclear.

If that grodin doesn't shut the fuck up we're going to have a body to get rid of.

by Johnson ODahnger June 8, 2004

ghetto spa

A plastic childrens swimming pool filled with bubble bath. Air is blown into the tub through old chopped up rubber lawn hoses.

Hey baby, wanna get freaky in my ghetto spa.

by Johnson ODahnger May 30, 2004

cool

When describing a person it is one who smokes ganja and spins phat jungle sets, a laid back easy goin' motherfucker who just don't give a fuck. When describing a place it is a area in which drugs can be ingested.
When describing a thing someone points out the meaning changes with inflection of the voice, if it is said in a low barely audible tone, it is an acknowledgment to the other person hoping they'll stop trying to impress you with meaningless shit and pack a bowl already; if it is said in a high excited tone it means what they are pointing out is actually worthy of ones attention.

That set was fucking sick. Tom is cool.

by Johnson ODahnger December 11, 2004

wordstation

Noun. A computer that has the single purpose of running Microsoft Office. Usually used in a business setting and often overpowered and underused.

If I have to fix one more wordstation that can't print I'm going to jab a pen in someones eye.

by Johnson ODahnger June 27, 2007