Johnson H. Pork's definitions

White people

People who are evil and never right. They have no culture or something, and you can’t be racist towards them cause I said so.

White guy: Dude, you know this is illegal
Me (hero): You white people always try to ruin my fun.

by Johnson H. Pork March 26, 2024

Patrick Batema

He played batman in that one movie

Tyrone: Oh my gosh I am tired
Byrone: Patrick Batema

by Johnson H. Pork March 18, 2024