Johnson H. Pork's definitions

Patrick Batema

He played batman in that one movie

Tyrone: Oh my gosh I am tired
Byrone: Patrick Batema

by Johnson H. Pork March 18, 2024

White people

People who are evil and never right. They have no culture or something, and you can’t be racist towards them cause I said so.

White guy: Dude, you know this is illegal
Me (hero): You white people always try to ruin my fun.

by Johnson H. Pork March 26, 2024