Definitions by Johnny wishbone

Ben hogan 

Sarcastic little red head who plays the bass and occasionally rolls his eye when asked to help others

Ben hogan was being very much an annoyance today

Ben hogan by Johnny wishbone August 14, 2019

Bumtricks 

The art of using ones bum in a sexual manner to lure another person.

I love the way you perform those bumtricks. I think I live you.

Bumtricks by Johnny Wishbone February 3, 2005

Yumlet 

The little piece of flesh just above my wifes bum crack.

"Honey, can you get me a coke?"
*wife turns around and walks towards the kitchen*
"Wow, that's one cute yumlet!"

Yumlet by Johnny Wishbone January 25, 2004