tikis

Slang term for heroine.

I nedd a $100 of the bomb tikis.

by Johnny Tats October 16, 2007

shower shit

when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again

I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.

by Johnny Tats November 13, 2007

q-bert

Slang term for a quarter pound of marijuana.

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.

by Johnny Tats October 16, 2007

dig it out

when a man puts a woman face down on the bed and eats her ass out for about 10 minutes

Man 1: That girl is so fine, but she is a fucking bitch.

Man 2: She just needs someone to dig it out and she will be fine.

by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008

championship level

the apex level of hot women...only the finest of fine women fall into this category...consists of about 1% of the female population

I'm still not sure how the hell I pulled Missy, because she is championship level.

by Johnny Tats July 29, 2008

martini elbow

Similar to tennis elbow but obtained by a bartender after vigorously shaking martinis all night long

I was unable to pump the monkey after work last nite because I had a severe case of martini elbow.

by Johnny Tats September 14, 2007

meat shit

the shit that awakens one from a sound sleep at 2:30am after eating a large amount of meat before bedtime

Man 1: Why are you so tired today?

Man 2: I got the meat shit from going to Outback!

by Johnny Tats May 23, 2008