Definitions by Johnny Walker 777

Mongoloidian

Type of person often moving in herds or sharing a similar mentality. They're not terribly adept at anything and possess basic intelligence at best. Dreams and aspirations seem to be shared and without purpose. Smart enough to run the machines yet incapable of asking why.

I find myself surrounded by the mongoloidian people nearly everywhere I visit.

Mongoloidian by Johnny Walker 777 December 14, 2024

Mississippi Mud Cricket 

Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs

"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."

Mississippi Mud Cricket by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022

Coronanut 

Someone driven by fear and irrationality over covid-19. They'll scream if you're not 6 foot away and curse you for not wearing a mask.

Went to the store last night after work and this coronanut was screeching at a lady who moved her cart too close.

Coronanut by Johnny Walker 777 May 9, 2020

Asphalt Monkey 

Teenage asphalt ape, hasn't reached puberty or acquired a long list of crimes on it's record, yet.

"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."

Asphalt Monkey by Johnny Walker 777 May 16, 2019