Type of person often moving in herds or sharing a similar mentality. They're not terribly adept at anything and possess basic intelligence at best. Dreams and aspirations seem to be shared and without purpose. Smart enough to run the machines yet incapable of asking why.
by Johnny Walker 777 December 14, 2024
"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."
by Johnny Walker 777 May 16, 2019
Someone driven by fear and irrationality over covid-19. They'll scream if you're not 6 foot away and curse you for not wearing a mask.
Went to the store last night after work and this coronanut was screeching at a lady who moved her cart too close.
by Johnny Walker 777 May 09, 2020
Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs
"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."
by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022