58 definition by Johnny Tats

the numb feeling in ones thumb that ocurrs from holding a cold item for too long
I got some killer polar thumb from that Ben and Jerry's yesterday.
by Johnny Tats March 24, 2008

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slang term to describe AIDS
Watch out for Wayne cause he has the stuff.
by Johnny Tats January 03, 2008

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A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.
That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.
by Johnny Tats October 13, 2007

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An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman
Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!
by Johnny Tats September 16, 2008

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a mans very large cock
By the gaping size of her pussy it looks like she's been getting hit with a cunt cleaver.
by Johnny Tats July 25, 2008

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to be so stoned that all you can do is sit and laugh at how stoned you are
I got so stupifried off that weed from Paul.
by Johnny Tats December 10, 2007

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when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her
I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.
by Johnny Tats December 10, 2007

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