Definitions by Johnny Tats

redneck ballsweat 

term used to describe Budweiser beer

Hey barmaid give me another bottle of redneck ballsweat.

redneck ballsweat by Johnny Tats January 5, 2008

assterpiece 

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah

I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.

assterpiece by Johnny Tats January 4, 2008

dickworthy 

when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her

I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.

dickworthy by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008

stupifried 

to be so stoned that all you can do is sit and laugh at how stoned you are

I got so stupifried off that weed from Paul.

stupifried by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008

garage door 

the large roll of fat that needs to be lifted up to get to a fat womans pussy

If you want to fuck Stacey you will have to open the garage door.

garage door by Johnny Tats December 11, 2007

splash up 

when the water in the toilet splashes up on your ass and legs from explosive diareah

I had a lot of splash up this afternoon on the office toilet.

splash up by Johnny Tats December 9, 2007

after school specials

young girls walking home from school

The corner of 8th and Chew has the best after school specials.

after school specials by Johnny Tats December 9, 2007