Definitions by Johnny Rocketfingers

Filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding, trash bag, ho 

An insult created by wrestling personality, Chris Jericho.

"STFU RICKET UR A FILTHY DIRTY DESGESTIN BOTOMFEEDIN TRASHBAG HO!!!!!111111"

"Wow, I'd be insulted if you weren't quoting a burnt out wrestler."

Filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding, trash bag, ho by Johnny Rocketfingers April 4, 2004

b4n 

Newbian for "Bye for now".

B4n? What the fuck does that mean? Before noon? Bush for nukes? ...OH! Bye for now. Damn you lazy n00bs.

b4n by Johnny Rocketfingers March 23, 2004

Poor Timing 

A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.

Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!

Poor Timing by Johnny Rocketfingers December 30, 2003

BYOB 

Bring your own *insert "B" noun here*.
However, I have seen people insert non-B words, because people really are stupid.

BYOB usually stands for Bring Your Own Beer, but some people can't grasp that concept.

BYOB by Johnny Rocketfingers December 1, 2003

Well-wisher 

As defined by Moe, a person who doesn't wish another person any specific harm.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." -Moe

Well-wisher by Johnny Rocketfingers December 1, 2003

Virtual Boy 

A video game system that was sold for $20 at Toys 'R' Us about 3 weeks after it came out. Users compained about sore eyes and headaches. Nintendo eventually said "Screw it", and Virtual Boy faded into the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

Virtual Boy was supposed to be the successor to Game Boy, but we all know how that turned out...

Virtual Boy by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

Abyss of Lost Consoles 

The place where you will find the Virtual Boy, Sega 32X, Sega Saturn, Dreamcast, and all the other "failure" systems.

Well, at least I found a cable for my Virtual Boy in the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

Abyss of Lost Consoles by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003