yo momma

1. The person who just received a cum shot from me last night.
2. A cheap whore.

"Yo momma just started sucking my dick. I was like 'What the fuck?' She was good, though."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 03, 2003

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Taking matters into your own hands

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 05, 2003

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Furry Cup

vagina
pussy
hole
cock socket

"I think she might dine at the furry cup"

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 03, 2003

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Sausage Fingers

^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.

"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 03, 2003

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boxing

"One of the most hardest fucking sports."

A sport Mr X has obviously been competing in for too long in, judging by his poor grasp of the English language.

"Mr X makes his living by boxing. hBy the time he's 27 he's going to be practically brain-dead."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 03, 2003

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