Definitions by Johnny Pot Smoker

tug-o-war with the Cyclops 

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."

tug-o-war with the Cyclops by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

a date with Pam and her five friends by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Scuzzy bitches

{GTA3}
Females of the loose and dirty variety.
Insult to a woman.

"These scuzzy bitches won't get off my dick."
"You scuzzy bitch."

Scuzzy bitches by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Sausage Fingers

^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.

"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"

Sausage Fingers by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

school

See: Prison

school by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

yo momma

1. The person who just received a cum shot from me last night.
2. A cheap whore.

"Yo momma just started sucking my dick. I was like 'What the fuck?' She was good, though."

yo momma by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

sizzle ma dizzle, mizzle fizzle 

Snoop slang for 'suck my dick, mother fucker.'

"Yo best respizzle my shizzle, or sizzle my dizzle, mizzle fizzle."

sizzle ma dizzle, mizzle fizzle by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003