kirsten dunst

A quite attractive young movie star, unfortunately unencumbered by any sort of acting ability. Also dumb as a sack of hammers. In ten years, she will be happy to get a phone call from Playboy.

Kirsten Dunst was great in "Marie Antoinette," until she had to go and open her mouth.

by Johnny Iron February 09, 2007

mary

Probably the cleverest and most influential of all ancient Judean women.

Joseph: You're WHAT?!? Aw, shit, your old man is gonna kill me.

Mary: Don't worry, I thought up a great story.

by Johnny Iron February 02, 2007