Johnny Green's definitions

teawee

Something you need to do between back to back Zoom calls, grabbing a cup of Tea and using the toilet.

Can you give me 10 minutes before the next meeting, I need a teawee.

by Johnny Green May 14, 2021

Twearly

Concatenation of to early, to indicate the disdain for the time by not speaking coherently.

First person just waking up: mmmmwhatuwant...
Second Person: Jeez is it twearly.

by Johnny Green January 10, 2013

tickable

Primarily used in programming to describe a box that takes a Tick to show it is selected, although it is also used for anything that can be ticked.

On most surveys, there is a tickable section to ensure you do not receive any spam.

by Johnny Green December 30, 2014

chipotle castle

What is left in the toilet after eating a hot chipotle based meal the night before, it resembles a sandcastle and has its own moat.

I will not be coming into work today, I created my own Chipotle Castle and cannot leave the house.

by Johnny Green October 26, 2015

Whorelastic

The process that keeps a girl coming back just for sex.

Sandra keeps coming back every night, she is attached to me by the whorelastic.

by Johnny Green September 19, 2015

pedo bowl

The urinal next to the one that is lower to the ground, specifically for children.

Most men prefer a cubical rather than take the risk at the pedo bowl.

by Johnny Green September 14, 2013