Definitions by Johnny Green

teawee 

Something you need to do between back to back Zoom calls, grabbing a cup of Tea and using the toilet.

Can you give me 10 minutes before the next meeting, I need a teawee.

teawee by Johnny Green May 14, 2021

chipotle castle 

What is left in the toilet after eating a hot chipotle based meal the night before, it resembles a sandcastle and has its own moat.

I will not be coming into work today, I created my own Chipotle Castle and cannot leave the house.

chipotle castle by Johnny Green October 26, 2015

Whorelastic 

The process that keeps a girl coming back just for sex.

Sandra keeps coming back every night, she is attached to me by the whorelastic.

Whorelastic by Johnny Green September 19, 2015

tickable 

Primarily used in programming to describe a box that takes a Tick to show it is selected, although it is also used for anything that can be ticked.

On most surveys, there is a tickable section to ensure you do not receive any spam.

tickable by Johnny Green December 30, 2014

pedo bowl 

The urinal next to the one that is lower to the ground, specifically for children.

Most men prefer a cubical rather than take the risk at the pedo bowl.

pedo bowl by Johnny Green September 14, 2013

Twearly 

Concatenation of to early, to indicate the disdain for the time by not speaking coherently.

First person just waking up: mmmmwhatuwant...
Second Person: Jeez is it twearly.

Twearly by Johnny Green January 10, 2013