by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

Concatenation of acronyms SNAFU and FUBAR. The author assumes you already know the interpretations of the above.
by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....
"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....
"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."
"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."
by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

First you take 5 crack hits, then you shoot up some skag, then you drink a quart of Scotch, and presto ! You're a nartist !
by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

A bull's penis
by Johnny Chingas May 09, 2004

"The police in Glendale, California, raided a large party yesterday evening. Among the goods confiscated were alcoholic beverages, Quaalude, cocaine, and a substantial amount of a potent marijuana concentrate called Thai stick."
by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009

Och, laddie, ye should be goin' down to Biggenhaird's office !! Ye'll be gettin' some gude Scots advice, that's sure !!
by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004
