Johnny B Baade's definitions

tinker belle

a mechanically inclined woman.

Joan is always trying to fix things because she's a tinker belle.

by Johnny B Baade October 22, 2008

mard

turd: corruption/Anglicization of French merde.

The mards fell from the politician's mouth.

by Johnny B Baade October 18, 2008

elebator

One who masturbates in high places.

Masturbating in the rapidly ascending elevator, Joe was an elebator. Or,diddling himself in the Oval Office, Bush is an elebator.

by Johnny B Baade October 21, 2008