6 definitions by Johnny 2 Sheds
The poorer and therefore shitter of the two main towns in Derwentside, County Durham. Consett, the more prosperous of the two areas was a shit-hole in the 60s, 70s and early 80s, however after the Steel works closed and money was re-invested in the area, it is now the Monte Carlo of Derwentside! Stanley on the other hand has a fine selection of boarded up shops, closed pubs and charity shops! It is frequented by neanderthols in chavy clothes and burberry baseball caps who will threaten you with minor violence if you look at them the wrong way but would actually shit a brick if you stood up to them!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009
A person who is prepared to lay down his life for others. Examples of such are members of our Armed Forces who serve on Operations around the world. Each and every one of which is a hero.
Not some Z list celebrity or footballer who can score the odd goal before being tapped on the ankle and rolling around like he has been shot by a sniper. And then getting up and waving an imaginary card at a referee! Get a f**king life!
Not some Z list celebrity or footballer who can score the odd goal before being tapped on the ankle and rolling around like he has been shot by a sniper. And then getting up and waving an imaginary card at a referee! Get a f**king life!
by Johnny 2 Sheds May 31, 2009
A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009
A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!
Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?
Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009
An insult aimed at an individual who has acted in such a way that they have either embarrased themselves, those close to them or in such a way as they have made a complete twat of themselves!
Bob: I see our local MP has been caught claiming for dirty movies!
Tony: Yes, what a complete cock knocker!
Tony: Yes, what a complete cock knocker!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009
The medical condition attributed to fat people who won't admit that they just eat too fucking much!!
Paul: Here comes John, it isn't his fault that he is that fat you know?
Tony: Really?
Paul: No he just has a fast pie arm!
Tony: Really?
Paul: No he just has a fast pie arm!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 9, 2009