Fruittigieg

Fruittigieg (Froot-edge-edge) Noun: A Politician that furthers his career based on sexual preference or sexual orientation. Also the name for the tactic using that same plank in his platform to get an edge on the opponent. A fruittigieg. ie: A Presidential candidate that campaigns on sexual orientation using it as a platform to bolster votes... or describes the action itself.
His political platform is based on his sexual orientation. Who needs to know that? People don't base your Presidential performance on your sexual preference. ... WHAT A FRUITTIGIEG !!! He's trying to get a fruittigieg on his opponents.
by Johnny / -the Random Prophet January 31, 2020
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Biebercyrus

A) A follower of today's over-produced music garbage. One that does not understand what real music is, the inspiration behind it, and the meaning of it. B) Someone that lacks talent. A talentless person that will do anything for shameless self-promotion.
Biebercyrus: A musical moron. A talentless wannabe. A fan of musical garbage. . . if you wanna call it music
by Johnny / -the Random Prophet February 22, 2014
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Sacrifice Hit

A sacrifice hit is taking in and the holding of bong smoke to get another friend high via contact high. Said friend(s) cannot take a direct bong hit because employer could randomly drug test any employee at anytime ...or not.... or maybe said friend has paws or claws instead of hands. This is an unusually high concentrated hit and held in as to possibly cause severe coughing... and possible cottonmouth will result. Have a coca-cola

handy. This hit is taken for sole purpose of getting another person, (cat, dog, parrot, etc.), high, even when sufficiently high one's self. End result being that you may end up more than sufficiently high... You risk being high-wired.
She was worried about a random drug test that may or may not happen tomorrow at work so he gave her a sacrifice hit.
by Johnny / -the Random Prophet February 13, 2019
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Sybilral

SYB-IL-RAL : (sib-il-ruhl) {N} A person possessing multiple conflicting and contradicting ideologies and beliefs in the same person, and within the same group and political party. 'Sybilrals' are liberals that agree on everything if they like it; yet argue with everything they don't like or disagree with.. and that is subject to change at anytime if it is gonna benefit them or their schizophrenic everchanging, hostile, disruptive agenda. Any people the Democratic party can manage to recruit cannot be civilized, but 'sybilized'. See 'Sybilization'
The Democratic Party should be called the 'Sybilral' party. Bernie Sanders and radical Socialism have nothing in common with a Democratic Party Democracy if that is, in fact, what the party really wants to represent. Only a 'Sybilral'

or a 'Sybilral' party can have multiple conflicts within oneself.
by Johnny / -the Random Prophet February 28, 2020
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Stifle-vote Democrat

Stifle-vote Democrats are Democrats who lie and manipulate voter polls. They say they have already won the election beforehand so voters seeking their opponent's victory will either give up and not vote at all, or cast their vote in their favor. Either way, they get your vote - Random Prophet #RandomProphet
A Stifle-vote Democrat will lie to you to get your vote.
by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 07, 2018
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Kami-Kozby

KAMI-KOZBY (kom-eh-COSBY)

1. (Verb) Having sex with someone that is unconscious..... doing a Kami-Kozby

2. (Noun) A drink. A predatory drink. A very potent knockout drink. Potent beyond potent... except not lethal. Similar to the mixed drink, the 'Kamikaze', but 10 times the strength. A Kami-Kozby mixed properly; the victim will pass out, become groggy and lifeless and renders them totally vulnerable. The victim should, or will have no memory or recollection of what took place while under the influence of a Kami-Kozby.
3. (verb/adjective) Career suicide.
1. " He must have done a Kami-Kozby on her."
2. " I'll order her a Kami-Kozby and I'll do whatever I want for the rest of the evening."
3 He did a Kami-Kozby to his career."
by Johnny / -the Random Prophet December 28, 2018
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Soapbox Johnny

SOAPBOX JOHNNY : (Noun) One that stands and preaches on the proverbial soapbox. Figuratively speaking... of course. A Soapbox Johnny doesn't realize that he's on the soapbox until getting a headache or hearing the sound of his own voice drone on and on. A lot of times, someone else will have to kick it out from under a Soapbox Johnny; again, figuratively speaking. ( Authors note: The phrase, "Standing on a soapbox", originates from the days when speakers would elevate themselves by standing on a wooden crate, originally used for shipment of soap or other dry goods from a manufacturer to a retail store. Often used as a liberal platform for politicians or someone preaching politics.)
There is more to life than dwelling on a rotten world. Appreciate and enjoy Mother Earth and embrace what really matters... Don't be a Soapbox Johnny.
by Johnny / -the Random Prophet October 07, 2019
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