Johnnie Smoke's definitions

Smoke

Smoke — Definition

Smoke (noun)

A condition or phenomenon in which something appears exaggerated, hidden, imaged, or envisioned, remaining elusive to the mind in its full clarity. Smoke suggests the presence of something real, yet partially obscured — a signal of activity whose form cannot be completely grasped.

In observation or thought, smoke may describe ideas, impressions, or narratives that linger in suggestion rather than solid definition, inviting interpretation while resisting certainty.

Thus, smoke functions as both indicator and veil: evidence that something exists, while simultaneously concealing its precise structure.

The obstacle course you've been looking for, the smoke one... Go play golf.

by Johnnie Smoke March 6, 2026

Kangaroo Hooves

Online comment sections.

I tried to post in the #HystericalBezerks metaphorical ski mountains where the substrate of the mountain is kangaroo hooves, from kangroos that have their heads planted in dirt, and I lost my thumbs, they went flying... 🦘

by Johnnie Smoke March 6, 2026

Hysterical Bezerks

A descriptive term for most online forums, considering the volume, scope, or theme of most of the content, and comment sections. #HystericalBezerks

A metaphorical ski mountain, the Hysterical Bezerks, the one Johnnie Smokes moves with his mind, and content. #HystericalBezerks

by Johnnie Smoke March 6, 2026

Assdelayuncalibrizhimers

Dementia, D: words are not to be trusted alone.

A medical descriptor for those, that appear to be missing something, conditionally Assdelayuncalibrizhimers. Also a level one hundred cheat code.

by Johnnie Smoke March 6, 2026

Limbo

Your standard golf division is the Limbo one, HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? 🏌 ♂️⛳️

Limbo golf division swag, on deck, hit me up.

by Johnnie Smoke March 6, 2026