Johnathan Q. Deere's definitions

ape candy

verb: Any white woman who will date only niggers.

"Damn, Haley is one hot bitch."
"Back off dude, she is pure ape candy."

by Johnathan Q. Deere June 25, 2006

spear chunker

A dark skinned person, usually of african decent.

Look at that lazy assed spear chunker over there!

by Johnathan Q. Deere June 25, 2006

BOB

Acronym for Big Old Bitches. Any female weighing between 160 and 249 pounds. Women 250 pounds and up are referred to as Hefalumps.

Holy shit dude, check out the muffin rack on that BOB over there!

by Johnathan Q. Deere June 25, 2006