Johnathan J. Johnson's definitions

The Forest

Malaysia Airlines Simulator

A great survival/horror game in which you are forced to survive on a cannibal infested peninsula, and completely forget about your kidnapped son while you build a massive fortress.

I massacred the natives in the forest for their dank crafting materials. Am I the bad guy?

by Johnathan J. Johnson December 27, 2018

Transvesteroid

How uncle dad refers to the LGBT individuals. It is the most politically correct term.

I went to the liberal arts campus and saw me one of the transvesteroids.

by Johnathan J. Johnson December 29, 2018

Jack Shack

A shed, shack, camping shelter, tent or other shelter which provides protection from view and privacy, when used by the inhabitant (often a teenager) to masturbate, smoke marijuana, or drink alcohol without being discovered or disturbed.

My family doesn't give me any privacy so I have to go to my Jack shack in the woods when I want to rub one out or smoke a joint.

by Johnathan J. Johnson April 18, 2020