John2019's definitions

tomarkenite

A term used in the early 2000s towards anyone who was overly obsessed with the classic game show Press Your Luck, the Whammy, and the show's host Peter Tomarken. It was applied to anyone who constantly begged Game Show Netwotk to air the show or claimed that Peter was the only one who could host a game show. Tomarkenism is believed to have been cured when GSN finally started airing the series in September 2001.

You're whining about Press Your Luck's preemption makes you sound like a Tomarkenite.

by John2019 December 30, 2024

ERK ERK

A sound you make, it ostensibly means "I'm going to kick your ass."

"I stole $100 right out of your bank account"
"ERK ERK!"

by John2019 August 6, 2019

Wheel of Fortunato

A renaming of the hit game show Wheel of Fortune. It's a way of makimg fun of anyone with the last name "Fortunato."

Hey! Wheel of Fortunato is on!

by John2019 August 6, 2021

Fortunopoly

A renaming of the popular board game Monopoly. Much like "Wheel of Fortunato," it's a way of making fun of someone with the last name Fortnato.

How about a nice relaxing game of Fortunopoly?

by John2019 April 24, 2024