Mexican One Bedroom

Any large gathering where people are packed in extremely tightly.

A location which has too many people for the available space.

"Hey Eric this subway car is insanly packed, I cant breathe in here"
"I know dude, this is place is a total Mexican one bedroom!"


"Jesus the DMV was so ful it was like a Mexican one bedroom."

by john the heeb April 30, 2009

Retail Foreplay

(N) Purchasing gift(s) for some one with the expressed hope that they sleep with you.

John bought Stacey a pearl necklace as retail foreplay. It certainly paid off. She blew him before the gift wrap hit the floor.

by John the Heeb January 11, 2012

Clitslap

The action of pulling back the cliteral hood and slapping or smaking the clitoris.

"Becky, while John was eating me out last night he give clitslap... I nearly hit the ceiling.. it weas awesome."

by John the Heeb December 16, 2008