A lonely kid that does nothing with his life and has no friends. He's parents also abandoned him and lives in a shared kid home with no family.
Person 1: omg get away from me u lonely child
person 2: ok
person 1: whispers: what a weirdo must be a Eban
person 2: ok
person 1: whispers: what a weirdo must be a Eban
by John Wock April 12, 2022
by John Wock May 21, 2023
The Pavle Walk is when you go out at 10pm at night with your dad to go stalk little Boys. Normally Catch little kids lacking while they take the trash out. He could be waiting for hours for the perfect time to strike. After taking there victims they forcefully make them have a threesome with his uncle in his basement.
by John Wock August 21, 2022
to preform this unique type of rizz you must be a Strong man who is named cooper. First you must approach a woman and give the death stare. One you have preformed the death stare the woman will then violently shit there pants than go out with the person preforming the rizz. After this the date will be arranged and when the waiter comes you rip there cock off while there attempting to serve you in the restaurant the girl will faint and than you can seduce the female.
by John Wock May 21, 2023
This type of Rizz is where you sexually seduce minors by giving them candy or some other treat and force them down into your basement to do CNC and sell it on the black market for $.
Person 1: omg did u hear of that kid that got seduced by wyatt?
Person 2: OMG YEAH I DID IS HE/SHE OK?
Person 1: I dont think so because he did the Wyatt rizz
Person 2: OMG YEAH I DID IS HE/SHE OK?
Person 1: I dont think so because he did the Wyatt rizz
by John Wock May 18, 2023
A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.
Player 1: omg this kid is so good!
Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!
Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!
by John Wock April 12, 2022
person 1: OMG he is so good at this game!
Cracked player: yeah I know...
Person 1: OMG you must be googly gamer!
Cracked player: yeah I know...
Person 1: OMG you must be googly gamer!
by John Wock April 14, 2022