John Whitley's definitions

suck on that

Confirmation of one-upmanship or completion of a difficult task.

Suck on that, motherfucker!

by John Whitley May 16, 2005

sound of sucking wind, the

Not related to "suck wind" or "sucking wind".

State of having had all the good removed from one's life, work, situation, etc; as if sucked right out by a huge vacuum cleaner. Similar to: "hung out to dry"; "left twisting in the wind".

"All they left us with was the sound of sucking wind."

by John Whitley May 16, 2005

sparachute

A second parachute for back-up.

In case the primary 'chute fails, there's a sparachute.

by John Whitley May 16, 2005

What the fuck is your problem?

Standard greeting to fellow travelers on two-lane highways with insufficient passing zones.

Hwy 24-27, or Stanly County as a (w)hole.

by John Whitley May 16, 2005