Definitions by John Warner

poop bandit 

An unknown individual who shits mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. The shit may be found anywhere except in a toilet. The poop bandit may strike at any time in any place. He does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. He only discriminates against toilets.

Hey Randy, whats that smell? Oh shit! Looks like the poop bandit has struck again!

poop bandit by John Warner August 21, 2006

half-inch hero 

a man whose unusually small penis is suprisingly satisfying.

I gave Brenda the 'ol half-inch hero last night

half-inch hero by John Warner August 18, 2006

bean flipper 

A female who is a chronic masterbater.

Kate is quite the bean flipper. or Sara is over there flippin the bean again.

bean flipper by John Warner August 18, 2006

dick demon 

One who simply loves the cock. See cock carnivore

Randy is a dick demon.

dick demon by John Warner August 18, 2006

cock carnivore 

A person who loves dick so much that they would consider eating it as an entire meal or portion of a meal. This meal could be breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, and/or supper. The cock carnivore may just eat it as a snack in between meals. See dick demon

Jake is a cock carnivore.

cock carnivore by John Warner August 18, 2006