Definitions by John Snow

harper adams 

The agricultural university for those who don’t own farms and are destined to contract farm for the rest of their lives. Harper Adams students visit Aldi almost as frequently as the local std clinic.

I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the keys because you’re from Harper adams and you’ll come work for me - overheard at Rau

harper adams by John snow September 20, 2023

agri chav 

Pit viper wearing grassman donning schoffel adorned agricultural college student. Typically found behind the wheel of someone else’s tractor but will post it all over Snapchat with the quote silage 2023 is going to be it

Did you see that agri chav driving that John Deere what a poser

agri chav by John snow September 18, 2023

agri slag 

A girl who thinks she’s a farmer because she wears fairfax and favour and sleeps with any one who drives a tractor… even contractors from Harper adams

Oh have you seen Amy’s recent insta post what an agri slag

agri slag by John snow September 18, 2023

Perez 

A Beast, A Big Deal, Everything that is great embodied in one being.

Someone "Better" than everyone else.

An Arrogant Asshole.

Not only a person, but a State of Mind.

Wow, that dude is Perez, the man, the myth, the legend.

Perez by John Snow September 24, 2007