John Riley's definitions

hwaan muvva

meaning: your own mother
origin: north-eastern england

"see that old lady with the beard and the prolapsed vagina - that's your hwaan muvva"

"hwaan muvva'd be turning in her grave"

see also the music of UK hip-hop act Stonasaurus, who popularised the term on their debut album.

by John Riley August 19, 2004

chetty

corruption of the word twenty used by chavs and crusties, usually when discussing disco biscuits or cigarettes

"pete's bruvva lost chetty pills at Glastonbury"

"chetty B&H mate"

by John Riley August 24, 2004

Dunge

The anus, from whence faeces is evacuated.

"One in the clunge, two in the dunge."

by John Riley September 28, 2008

skin me now

what to say when hooded figures threaten to skin you alive.

thug: "hey infidel - We're going to take your skin off"

you: "skin me now!"

by John Riley August 27, 2004