Definitions by John R.

chez 

late-60s synonym for noun 'cum', 'jizz', or 'ejaculate'

He came back into the dance from his car with chez stains on his pants.

She came home from the dance with chez on her satin dress.

chez by John R. December 30, 2003

off the island 

1) out of line

2) unpopular

3) antisocial

You are really so off the island (as in those reality tv shows where you get voted off because you're some kind of fuck-up)

off the island by John R. December 29, 2003

dummy load

1) an artificial antenna (one which does not radiate radio energy, therefore does not communicate)

2) something (or someone) who absorbs energy but gives nothing in return

3) an male ejaculate that contains no sperm (that is, he has had a vasectomy)

1) he put a dummy load on the transmitter to test it (without it radiating and possibly interfering with other communications).

2) Nigel's a dummy load.

3) He delivered a dummy load into the box.

dummy load by John R. December 24, 2003

DE 

"from", commonly used on the internet and in Amateur Radio

best regards de your loverboy

DE by John R. December 15, 2003

Load 

a portion of cum

Just as she finished rolling the condom onto my dick I blew my load.

Load by John R. December 9, 2003

pansy 

a cute flower that looks like a face

She went to the garden to pick a bouquet of pansies.

pansy by John R. December 9, 2003

mound 

on a woman, the soft pad of fat over the pubic bone, just above the vulva

at the last moment, I pulled it out and ejaculated onto her mound

mound by John R. December 9, 2003