John R.'s definitions

Load

a portion of cum

Just as she finished rolling the condom onto my dick I blew my load.

by John R. December 9, 2003

pansy

a cute flower that looks like a face

She went to the garden to pick a bouquet of pansies.

by John R. December 9, 2003

ride

a comfortable fuck

She's a good ride; she lets me come over, we have some wine, she lets me mount her at least twice a week. She bucks, I cum, we part. She doesn't insist that I sleep over.

by John R. January 2, 2004

in the oven

a place where the selected object can grow, mature, come to fruition, finalize

1)she's got a bun in the oven (= she's pregnant)
2)they've got a bun in the oven (= they're an item and she's pregnant)
3)i've got a new application in the oven (=i'm working on some new software)
4)i've got a new project in the oven (=i'm working on a new project at the office, that is, in my day job)

by John R. December 30, 2003

seal

a 'heavy' woman who does not have bulges or love handles, she merely has an evenly-distributed layer of fat all over her body (and her breasts are not necessarily large).There are no protruding bones to hurt you (hip or knee or rib)

She is a great seal fuck, she's a comfortable ride.

by John R. January 2, 2004

u-2

famous spy plane of the Cold War era.American aircraft,more glider than powered plane.Still in use today.

Francis Gary Powers' U-2 was shot down; he didn't eat his cyanide pill.

by John R. December 9, 2003

penetration sex

occurs when you get to actually put your penis inside her vagina.Contrasts with being Lewinski'd or given a blowjob or a hand job, or she presses your cock between her tits and rubs you off. Do not confuse with anal sex.

We dated for 6 months, she did everything for me, but finally gave me penetration sex.

by John R. January 2, 2004