Wind

I passed wind after eating too much uncooked cabbage.
by John R. December 09, 2003
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blubberfuck

penetration sex with any woman over 190 pounds
She peeled her clothes off, I knew it wasn't love, but I'd never had a blubberfuck over my own 220 pounds so I did her.
by John R. January 03, 2004
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u-2

famous spy plane of the Cold War era.American aircraft,more glider than powered plane.Still in use today.
Francis Gary Powers' U-2 was shot down; he didn't eat his cyanide pill.
by John R. December 09, 2003
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joint

He slipped his joint into her.

He pulled down his pants and was waving his joint around.
by John R. January 02, 2004
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pansy

a cute flower that looks like a face
She went to the garden to pick a bouquet of pansies.
by John R. December 09, 2003
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APP

alprostadil/papaverine/phentolamine

an injectable drug that enhances erections when you experience erectile dysfunction.None of the side-effects of viagra, and it works in 10 minutes.Also makes your dick thicker in the process.
I was having trouble keeping it up so the urologist prescribed A/P/P/ which I inject into the side of the base. Whether she plays with it or not, it comes 'up' if I think about wanting it to.(No, the injection DOES NOT hurt, but it makes the head a wee bit tender for aggressive oral sex)
by John R. December 09, 2003
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pussy whipped

adjective describes a male who is totally at the mercy of his girlfriend/wife/lover and does everything she says without protest
I was so pussy whipped with the first wife that she controlled my access to friends, hobbies, food, tv, and sex. I broke loose and had an affair where I called all the shots, where we met, where we ate, what we ate, when we fucked, whether we used birthcontrol or not, whether I mounted her during her period or not, when we exchanged oral sex.
by John R. December 09, 2003
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