John R.'s definitions

pansy

a cute flower that looks like a face

She went to the garden to pick a bouquet of pansies.

by John R. December 9, 2003

rice burner

(1) Japanese motorcycle
(2) person born in an oriental country

(1) "His Honda is a rice burner" said the Harley rider.

(2) that slanty-eyed little rice burner is the best Honda tuner in town.

by John R. December 8, 2003

Bird

twat, cunt, labia, vagina, you get the idea....a women's genitalia

I was a virgin until Bob mounted my bird.

by John R. December 9, 2003

Lube

a condom which is already treated with lubricant inside the package

her pussy was a mite dry last night so I rolled on a lube before I mounted her

by John R. December 9, 2003

off the island

1) out of line

2) unpopular

3) antisocial

You are really so off the island (as in those reality tv shows where you get voted off because you're some kind of fuck-up)

by John R. December 29, 2003

pussy whipped

adjective describes a male who is totally at the mercy of his girlfriend/wife/lover and does everything she says without protest

I was so pussy whipped with the first wife that she controlled my access to friends, hobbies, food, tv, and sex. I broke loose and had an affair where I called all the shots, where we met, where we ate, what we ate, when we fucked, whether we used birthcontrol or not, whether I mounted her during her period or not, when we exchanged oral sex.

by John R. December 9, 2003

mutandine

"small underwear" in the Italian language. Such as a thong, bikini briefs.

As the wind lifted her skirt, I saw her mutandine (not to mention, her tampon string).

by John R. December 4, 2003