mound

on a woman, the soft pad of fat over the pubic bone, just above the vulva

at the last moment, I pulled it out and ejaculated onto her mound

by John R. December 09, 2003

ride

a comfortable fuck

She's a good ride; she lets me come over, we have some wine, she lets me mount her at least twice a week. She bucks, I cum, we part. She doesn't insist that I sleep over.

by John R. January 02, 2004

off the island

1) out of line

2) unpopular

3) antisocial

You are really so off the island (as in those reality tv shows where you get voted off because you're some kind of fuck-up)

by John R. December 29, 2003

Lube

a condom which is already treated with lubricant inside the package

her pussy was a mite dry last night so I rolled on a lube before I mounted her

by John R. December 09, 2003

pussy whipped

adjective describes a male who is totally at the mercy of his girlfriend/wife/lover and does everything she says without protest

I was so pussy whipped with the first wife that she controlled my access to friends, hobbies, food, tv, and sex. I broke loose and had an affair where I called all the shots, where we met, where we ate, what we ate, when we fucked, whether we used birthcontrol or not, whether I mounted her during her period or not, when we exchanged oral sex.

by John R. December 09, 2003

ky

the original and best sexual lubricant on the planet

Back in the 60s my favourite night of the year was right after my wife had her Pap Smear done; the doctor lubricated the speculum with KY, and there was enuff left in her muff that I could just "glide til I cried"

by John R. December 09, 2003

cornhole

The part of a stock broker's body that you stick your dick into.

I bent the broker over in the parking lot and ram my rod up his cornhole.

by John R. October 31, 2003