5 definitions by John Jameson

TAMS

"that amuses me slightly"

TAMS is more mild than LOL, which is often used when it is not appropriate.

Captain Awesome: lol is so overused.
alison: terribly
Captain Awesome: Though, I guess it IS easier than saying "That amuses me slightly."
alison: didnt laugh
alison: it just amused me slightly
Captain Awesome: TAMS
Captain Awesome: Bang!
alison: SWWEEET
alison: NEW ONLINE LINGO
Captain Awesome: I'm adding that to Urban Dictionary.

by John Jameson September 4, 2007

zonic

One who is "zonic" is said to be incredibly awesome, often idolized.

Chuck Norris is so zonic.

by John Jameson May 18, 2007

noobasaurus

A noobasaurus is one of two things.

1. an extremely untalented person who isn't aware of his or her lack of talent.

2. a very, very ignorant and/or stupid person

Person 1: "Dude, you've been playing Warcraft III for years now, and you're still a noobasaurus."
noobasaurus: "I AM NOT A NOOBASAURUS! I AM AN INCREDIBLE GAMER AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MAD MAD SKILLS!"
Person 1: "Yeah, that's exactly what's going on. Dumbass."

by John Jameson August 31, 2007

poink

A synonym for "faggot," but, like that word, "poink" is used loosely and often refers to a dumbass or dickhead.

A - "Why the fuck do you smell so bad?"
B - "Oh, I have a really loose asshole from being butt-fucked so much and I can't keep my farts in."
A - "That's too much fucking information, poink."

by John Jameson February 9, 2008

poink

A synonym for "faggot," but, like that word, "poink" is used loosely and often refers to a dumbass or dickhead.

A - "Why the fuck do you smell so bad?"
B - "Oh, I have a really loose asshole from being butt-fucked so much and I can't keep my farts in."
A - "That's too much fucking information, poink."

by John Jameson February 10, 2008