Urban Dictionary: Definitions by John J.

Nan

Vagina or "beaver." Generally, the nan is not clean shaven. Activity with a nan is reffered to as "waxing"

I saw her nan.
Things got hot, and I ended up waxin' her nan.

Nan by John J. October 27, 2004

Merch

1. One who commandeers ass.
2. A general insult implying the insultee is gay.

"ARRRGHH! Thar be the ass we aim to capture."

"Dennis, you're a fucking ass pirate."

Ass Pirate by John J. October 27, 2004

Merch

1. A netherworld creature who, by his very nature eats penises.

2. A general insult implying promiscuity.

1. Where'd my dick go? A fucking cock gobblin must have gotten it in the night!

2. I'm gonna hook up with that bitch, she looks like a cock gobblin!

cock gobblin by John J. October 27, 2004

Merch