3 definitions by John J.

Ass Pirate

1. One who commandeers ass.
2. A general insult implying the insultee is gay.

"ARRRGHH! Thar be the ass we aim to capture."

"Dennis, you're a fucking ass pirate."

by John J. October 27, 2004

Vagina or "beaver." Generally, the nan is not clean shaven. Activity with a nan is reffered to as "waxing"

I saw her nan.
Things got hot, and I ended up waxin' her nan.

by John J. October 27, 2004

1. A netherworld creature who, by his very nature eats penises.

2. A general insult implying promiscuity.

1. Where'd my dick go? A fucking cock gobblin must have gotten it in the night!

2. I'm gonna hook up with that bitch, she looks like a cock gobblin!

by John J. October 27, 2004