John Holmes's definitions

HavocIGhost

A person who likes to put bar-b-que sauce on the penis he is about to suck.

"I like it when he "HavocalGhost's me."

by John Holmes October 22, 2003

stag

Paddy being doused with Baby Oil ad left with 4 Strippers

Shreck In Amsterdam

by John Holmes August 6, 2003

uppstad

To do 'fuck all' when all about you are busy doing work for you

by John Holmes September 18, 2003

istupy

no living person could describe it

it is related to istobi

stupi and stupy are synonyms

istupy is red and flies.
when istupy is green, it becomes a tank.
if istupy is yellow, it is sick.

by John Holmes January 19, 2005

jimmy juice

Thick liquid secretion excreted from the tip of a penis during or ending the act of intercourse and/or a round of yule-log tugging.

Man what the heezy!!! She drank a gallon of jimmy juice from a cardboard milk carton!!

by John Holmes January 13, 2004

jimmy kick

A blunt or excessive force delivered by a leg thrust to the male lower abdominal section.
A kick in the penis.

Shut the freak up or I will jimmy kick you.

by John Holmes January 13, 2004

steezo

ones personal image or style pretaining to rolling on at least 24's or 4 carots.

Yo Dog, Check my Steezo up in this peace aa'iight

by john holmes April 16, 2003